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Post by buntcakepan on May 26, 2008 13:13:21 GMT -5
Anybody seen this travesty of a film? I have and I consider it to be one of the worst horror movies ever made. The movie had no real plot and was just a mess of Tor Johnson being mutated and running around and what not. The narration by the director Coleman Francis also made matters worse because it was rather off topic.
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Jerry Ex
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You're one spooky motherfucker, man!!!!!!
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Post by Jerry Ex on May 26, 2008 16:26:57 GMT -5
Oh, I've seen this pile o' shit alright.
'Press a button....things happen' 'Man runs....he gets shot'
:-XThis was me waiting for that sombitch to end!
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Post by hardcockzombie on May 26, 2008 22:54:08 GMT -5
I've only seen the MST3K version, but I thought it was pretty touching when Tor kissed the rabbit at the end. That rabbit just came out of nowhere, it wasn't in the script at all.
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Post by Jerry Ex on May 27, 2008 19:38:37 GMT -5
I've only seen the MST3K version, but I thought it was pretty touching when Tor kissed the rabbit at the end. That rabbit just came out of nowhere, it wasn't in the script at all. Yeah, that rabbit at the end is pretty damn funny. The first time I saw it, I thought Tor was just going to rip it to shreds!
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Post by willtreadway on May 27, 2008 20:51:42 GMT -5
I have seen a frightening number of Coleman Francis movies thanks to MS3TK. Everything he did was crap. At no point in history did anybody say "This fool couldn't make a movie to save his life, I don't think we should let him get behind the camera anymore."?
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Post by ascoldasice on May 30, 2008 2:51:02 GMT -5
It can't be worse then Manos, can it?
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Post by willtreadway on May 30, 2008 4:03:26 GMT -5
It can't be worse then Manos, can it? It can, and it is.
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Post by ascoldasice on May 30, 2008 4:24:34 GMT -5
It can't be worse then Manos, can it? It can, and it is. I must see it then.
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Post by willtreadway on May 31, 2008 2:31:31 GMT -5
I suggest the entire Coleman Francis catalogue. The thing that sets his movies apart form Manos is a question of expectation. Manos was directed by a manure (no shit) salesman from El Paso, TX. Torgo was on acid for the entire shoot. That movie was really just an excuse to have women in nighties wrestle. Given all that, you pretty much get what you expect. Coleman Francis was a trained filmmaker. He had the advantage of having certain luxuries...such as a crew. The filmmaking itself it almost quality. His movies are epic fails in the writing, direction and acting realms. Uwe Boll is really the Coleman Francis of our times.
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Post by trentsketch on Jun 20, 2008 18:39:05 GMT -5
I absolutely hate this film. Never in my life has a mere 54 minutes creeped by so slow. The When a Stranger Calls remake is a high speed adventure by comparison.
Bad performances. Bad film making. Bad writing. And awful narration. I should have saved this viewing for the turkey challenge, not wasted it on the October challenge.
Seriously, 1/10. I don't give 0's.
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Post by hellraiserdisciple on Jun 23, 2008 14:20:56 GMT -5
I like The Beast of Yucca Flats. The voiceover is HILARIOUS! 6/10 There are PLENTY worse films out there.
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